{"product_id":"yarnium-v-neck-t-shirt","title":"Yarnium V-Neck T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA pitch-perfect send-up of the periodic table, rendered as a single teal element tile with a cream border and matching cream lettering. At the top sits a neatly wound ball of yarn with a trailing strand, standing in for the usual atomic number. Below it, the bold two-letter symbol \"Yn\" dominates the square, followed by the element name YARNIUM and the deadpan spec line \"atomic mass: unknowable\". A cheeky caption sits beneath the tile in white text, delivering the punchline for every stash-builder who has ever quietly winced at a receipt. It is science-fair nostalgia meets fibre-arts confession, clean and vintage in its palette, and instantly readable across a crowded craft night table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design reads: \"Yn YARNIUM, atomic mass: unknowable\" inside the element tile, with the caption \"reacts violently with budgets\" printed just below it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might look for periodic table yarn shirt, funny knitting t-shirt, yarnium element tee, crochet chemistry gift, science pun knitter shirt, yarn stash humour shirt, reacts violently with budgets, SABLE joke tee, fibre arts geek gift, and knitting nerd apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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