{"product_id":"yarnium-sweatshirt","title":"Yarnium Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA pitch-perfect send-up of the periodic table, rendered as a single teal element tile with a cream border and matching cream lettering. At the top sits a neatly wound ball of yarn with a trailing strand, standing in for the usual atomic number. Below it, the bold two-letter symbol \"Yn\" dominates the square, followed by the element name YARNIUM and the deadpan spec line \"atomic mass: unknowable\". A cheeky caption sits beneath the tile in white text, delivering the punchline for every stash-builder who has ever quietly winced at a receipt. It is science-fair nostalgia meets fibre-arts confession, clean and vintage in its palette, and instantly readable across a crowded craft night table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design reads: \"Yn YARNIUM, atomic mass: unknowable\" inside the element tile, with the caption \"reacts violently with budgets\" printed just below it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might look for periodic table yarn shirt, funny knitting t-shirt, yarnium element tee, crochet chemistry gift, science pun knitter shirt, yarn stash humour shirt, reacts violently with budgets, SABLE joke tee, fibre arts geek gift, and knitting nerd apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57946252476799,"sku":"5763209_5434","price":35.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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