{"product_id":"yarnium-hoodie","title":"Yarnium Hoodie","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA pitch-perfect send-up of the periodic table, rendered as a single teal element tile with a cream border and matching cream lettering. At the top sits a neatly wound ball of yarn with a trailing strand, standing in for the usual atomic number. Below it, the bold two-letter symbol \"Yn\" dominates the square, followed by the element name YARNIUM and the deadpan spec line \"atomic mass: unknowable\". A cheeky caption sits beneath the tile in white text, delivering the punchline for every stash-builder who has ever quietly winced at a receipt. It is science-fair nostalgia meets fibre-arts confession, clean and vintage in its palette, and instantly readable across a crowded craft night table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design reads: \"Yn YARNIUM, atomic mass: unknowable\" inside the element tile, with the caption \"reacts violently with budgets\" printed just below it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might look for periodic table yarn shirt, funny knitting t-shirt, yarnium element tee, crochet chemistry gift, science pun knitter shirt, yarn stash humour shirt, reacts violently with budgets, SABLE joke tee, fibre arts geek gift, and knitting nerd apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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