{"product_id":"yarn-first-sweatshirt","title":"Yarn First Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold, no-nonsense joke design rendered in clean white uppercase lettering on a black tee, stacked across five punchy lines for maximum comic timing. It riffs on the classic stranger-danger warning and flips it on its head for the obsessed fibre crafter: you would absolutely get in the suspicious van, but only after confirming the quality of the yarn on offer. The typography is chunky, condensed, and heavy, with full stops after each line to land every beat like a stand-up punchline. There is no illustration here, just the deadpan statement doing all the work. It captures that universal yarn-addict truth that the stash always comes first, and it will earn knowing grins at any guild meeting, yarn crawl, or craft fair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"I GOTTA SEE THE YARN FIRST. THEN I GET IN THE VAN. 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Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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