{"product_id":"yarn-first-mug","title":"Yarn First Mug","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold, no-nonsense joke design printed on both sides of a white glossy mug, in clean chunky uppercase lettering stacked across five punchy lines for maximum comic timing. It riffs on the classic stranger-danger warning and flips it for the obsessed fibre crafter: you would absolutely get in the suspicious van, but only after checking the quality of the yarn on offer. There is no illustration, just a deadpan statement with a full stop landing every beat like a stand-up punchline. A mug that captures the universal yarn-addict truth that the stash always comes first, sure to earn knowing grins at any guild meeting or yarn crawl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe mug reads: \"I gotta see the yarn first. Then I get in the van. I'm not stupid.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eyarn first mug, yarn frist mug, i gotta see the yarn first mug, see the yarn first mug, i gotta see the yarn first then i get in the van mug, get in the van mug, yarn van mug, the van mug, im not stupid mug, i'm not stupid mug, stranger danger yarn mug, van joke knitting mug, funny yarn mug, yarn addict mug, yarn obsessed mug, sarcastic knitting mug, deadpan yarn mug, funny knitting mug, funny crochet mug, sable mug, knitter coffee mug, crochet tea mug, gift for knitters, gift for crocheters, spinner gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay hydrated while you craft with this perfect mug!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💦Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e✅Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e🎨Design printed direct to mug, no peeling or cracking\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e☕11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e☕ 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e☕20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":59163962016127,"sku":"2255613_1320","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":59163962048895,"sku":"2255613_4830","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":59163962081663,"sku":"2255613_16586","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/7476\/4318\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-handle-on-right-6af4d205e653d.jpg?v=1794429572","url":"https:\/\/rhapsodyeyarns.com\/products\/yarn-first-mug","provider":"Rhapsodye Yarns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}