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I'M NOT STUPID.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, yarn joke shirt, yarn addict shirt, get in the van yarn, I gotta see the yarn first, see the yarn first then I get in the van, I'm not stupid shirt, the yarn van shirt, that yarn van one, the one about the van and yarn, van joke knitting, stranger danger yarn, funny yarn t shirt, yarn stash humor, yarn obsessed shirt, knitter gift, crocheter gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, spinner gift, funny gift for knitter, funny crochet lover present, sarcastic knitting shirt, deadpan yarn shirt, black knitting tee, text only knitting shirt, slogan yarn shirt, yarn hoarder shirt, SABLE shirt, stash enabler, yarn crawl shirt, craft fair shirt, knitting guild shirt, wool shirt funny, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, I get in the van, not stupid yarn, yarn first, yarn frist, knitting humour, crochet humour, funny wool shirt, that knitting shirt I saw, van shirt yarn addict, yarn first van shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! 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