{"product_id":"warning-sweatshirt","title":"Warning Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design is styled as a hazard warning sign, a bold black-outlined square with a cream fill that gives it that unmistakable official caution look. Inside, in heavy condensed capitals, the top word WARNING sits in its own boxed banner, followed by the deadpan declaration I WILL TALK ABOUT YARN. Tucked in the lower corner is a line-drawn ball of yarn with a loose strand trailing off, the little detail that turns a mock safety sign into a fibre-arts confession. Underneath in small print runs the punchline, UNPROVOKED, IF NECESSARY, which lands the joke perfectly for anyone who has ever cornered a stranger to explain the difference between worsted and DK. The whole thing has a slightly distressed, weathered edge that sells the vintage road-sign vibe, printed in cream on a heather black tee for maximum contrast. It is loud, funny, and unapologetically for the yarn-obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"WARNING\" then \"I WILL TALK ABOUT YARN\" in bold caution-sign lettering, with the small print \"UNPROVOKED, IF NECESSARY\" beneath a little illustrated ball of yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting t shirt, funny yarn shirt, warning sign shirt, yarn lover gift, knitter gift, crochet gift, funny knitter shirt, funny crocheter shirt, i will talk about yarn, will talk about yarn, warning i talk about yarn, unprovoked if necessary, yarn addict shirt, yarn obsessed, the warning shirt, that yarn warning shirt, warning sign yarn, ball of yarn shirt, yarn ball graphic tee, funny fiber arts shirt, fibre arts gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, present for yarn lover, crochet lover present, knitting humour shirt, sarcastic knitting shirt, joke yarn shirt, spinner gift, spinning shirt, weaving gift, hazard sign shirt, caution sign parody shirt, black knitting tee, retro warning shirt, vintage sign shirt, yarn talk, talks about yarn a lot, i wont stop talking about yarn, yarn nerd shirt, yarn geek, wool lover gift, knit shirt, crochet shirt, funny gift for mum knitter, funny gift for nan, the yarn one, that shirt i saw about yarn, warning yarn tshirt, yarn warning tee, i will talk about yarn shirt, unprovoked yarn, yarn addiction, knitting obsession shirt, warnign shirt, yaarn shirt, funny knitting tshirt, yarn t-shirt, yarn tshirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58233752289663,"sku":"5763209_5434","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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