{"product_id":"warning-counting-sweatshirt","title":"Warning Counting Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA deadpan safety-sign gag done the way every counting-obsessed crafter will recognise instantly. Big bold WARNING sits at the top in a hand-drawn font, flanked by two bright red exclamation marks, while the main message stacks down the chest in all caps: DO NOT DISTURB THE COUNTING. Beneath it, in proper small-print warning-label style, runs the mock-serious disclaimer SERIOUS INJURY OR LOSS OF LIFE MAY OCCUR. The crisp white lettering against a heathered black tee gives it that no-nonsense hazard-notice feel, and any knitter or crocheter who has ever lost their place mid lace repeat or hissed at a family member partway through a 200 stitch cast on knows exactly how literal this threat really is. It is the perfect shield to throw up when someone wanders over to chat right as you hit stitch 47 of 48.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"WARNING! DO NOT DISTURB THE COUNTING. SERIOUS INJURY OR LOSS OF LIFE MAY OCCUR\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, warning do not disturb the counting, do not disturb the counting, do not disturb shirt, counting shirt, stitch counting, counting stitches, lost my place, lace counting, that warning shirt I saw, the counting one, do not disturb knitting, knitter warning sign, hazard sign shirt, warning label shirt, serious injury or loss of life may occur, red exclamation shirt, black knitting tee, funny yarn shirt, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, knitting lover gift, crochet lover present, funny fibre arts shirt, funny fiber arts shirt, knitter humour, crochet humour, do not interrupt me, leave me alone knitting, knitting joke shirt, crochet joke shirt, stitch count, row counter, counting repeats, lace knitting, cast on counting, sarcastic knitting shirt, knitter meme shirt, do not distrub counting, do not disturb the counting shirt, warning counting, warning counting shirt, dont disturb the counting, do not disturb the knitting, do not disturb the crochet, knitting in progress, do not talk to me while counting, spinner gift, weaver gift, fibre arts humour, knitting dad gift, knitting mum gift, present for knitting fan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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