{"product_id":"twas-the-tension-sweatshirt","title":"'Twas The Tension Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA splendidly grumpy toad takes centre stage here, mid-knit and thoroughly unbothered. Our amphibian friend is dressed in a cosy cabled cream cardigan, a jaunty flat cap perched on his warty head, wearing the expression of someone who has just discovered a dropped stitch three rows back. In one webbed hand he grips a pair of wooden knitting needles working a length of teal blue fabric, while a ball of the same yarn sits unspooling at his feet, the working strand curling around him in a lazy loop. His other hand is raised in a slightly theatrical, exasperated gesture, as if delivering a very grave excuse. The soft muted greens, warm creams and pops of teal give it a vintage storybook feel, and the whole thing plays beautifully on the fibre-arts pun of tension: both the knitter's gauge and the general mood of a project gone sideways. It is funny, faintly gothic-cottagecore, and instantly relatable to anyone who has ever blamed their yarn for their crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design features the words \"'Twas The Tension M'Lord\" set in an elegant serif font beneath the knitting toad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eknitting toad, toad knitting shirt, frog knitting shirt, funny frog t shirt, knitting frog, toad in cardigan, grumpy toad, cottagecore frog, gothic frog shirt, frog with yarn, toad with knitting needles, frog holding yarn ball, twas the tension, tension mlord, twas the tension mlord, tis but the tension, blame the tension, the frog one, the toad knitting shirt, that frog knitting shirt I saw, knitting toad in a cardigan, frog in a flat cap, teal yarn frog, funny knitting t shirt, funny knitting shirt, knitting pun shirt, gauge joke shirt, knitting tension joke, gift for knitter, knitter gift, present for knitter, knitting lover gift, funny yarn shirt, yarn humour shirt, crochet frog shirt, funny crochet t shirt, gift for crocheter, wool shirt, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts tee, cute frog knitting, medieval peasant meme, twas but the tension, twas the tension milord, twas the tension m lord, twas the tension my lord, tis the tension, toad knitter, frog knitter, knitting frog gift, sheep no its a frog, amphibian knitting, wooden needles frog, WIP tension, gauge swatch joke, second sock frog, storybook frog shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":58043497185663,"sku":"5763209_5490","price":35.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 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