{"product_id":"twas-the-tension-hoodie","title":"'Twas The Tension Hoodie","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA splendidly grumpy toad takes centre stage here, mid-knit and thoroughly unbothered. Our amphibian friend is dressed in a cosy cabled cream cardigan, a jaunty flat cap perched on his warty head, wearing the expression of someone who has just discovered a dropped stitch three rows back. In one webbed hand he grips a pair of wooden knitting needles working a length of teal blue fabric, while a ball of the same yarn sits unspooling at his feet, the working strand curling around him in a lazy loop. His other hand is raised in a slightly theatrical, exasperated gesture, as if delivering a very grave excuse. The soft muted greens, warm creams and pops of teal give it a vintage storybook feel, and the whole thing plays beautifully on the fibre-arts pun of tension: both the knitter's gauge and the general mood of a project gone sideways. It is funny, faintly gothic-cottagecore, and instantly relatable to anyone who has ever blamed their yarn for their crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design features the words \"'Twas The Tension M'Lord\" set in an elegant serif font beneath the knitting toad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eknitting toad, toad knitting shirt, frog knitting shirt, funny frog t shirt, knitting frog, toad in cardigan, grumpy toad, cottagecore frog, gothic frog shirt, frog with yarn, toad with knitting needles, frog holding yarn ball, twas the tension, tension mlord, twas the tension mlord, tis but the tension, blame the tension, the frog one, the toad knitting shirt, that frog knitting shirt I saw, knitting toad in a cardigan, frog in a flat cap, teal yarn frog, funny knitting t shirt, funny knitting shirt, knitting pun shirt, gauge joke shirt, knitting tension joke, gift for knitter, knitter gift, present for knitter, knitting lover gift, funny yarn shirt, yarn humour shirt, crochet frog shirt, funny crochet t shirt, gift for crocheter, wool shirt, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts tee, cute frog knitting, medieval peasant meme, twas but the tension, twas the tension milord, twas the tension m lord, twas the tension my lord, tis the tension, toad knitter, frog knitter, knitting frog gift, sheep no its a frog, amphibian knitting, wooden needles frog, WIP tension, gauge swatch joke, second sock frog, storybook frog shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. Add one to your cart and stitch in ultimate comfort!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ S","offer_id":58043496530303,"sku":"8470132_5562","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ M","offer_id":58043496563071,"sku":"8470132_5563","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ L","offer_id":58043496595839,"sku":"8470132_5564","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":58043496628607,"sku":"8470132_5565","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":58043496661375,"sku":"8470132_5566","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":58043496694143,"sku":"8470132_5567","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":58043495350655,"sku":"8470132_5594","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":58043495383423,"sku":"8470132_5595","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":58043495416191,"sku":"8470132_5596","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":58043495448959,"sku":"8470132_5597","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":58043495481727,"sku":"8470132_5598","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":58043495514495,"sku":"8470132_5599","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":58043495547263,"sku":"8470132_5600","price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":58043495580031,"sku":"8470132_5601","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":58043495612799,"sku":"8470132_21627","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":58043495645567,"sku":"8470132_21628","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":58043495678335,"sku":"8470132_21629","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":58043495711103,"sku":"8470132_21630","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":58043495743871,"sku":"8470132_21631","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":58043495776639,"sku":"8470132_21632","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":58043495809407,"sku":"8470132_21633","price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 5XL","offer_id":58043495842175,"sku":"8470132_21634","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58043495874943,"sku":"8470132_5530","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":58043495907711,"sku":"8470132_5531","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":58043495940479,"sku":"8470132_5532","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":58043495973247,"sku":"8470132_5533","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":58043496006015,"sku":"8470132_5534","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":58043496038783,"sku":"8470132_5535","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":58043496071551,"sku":"8470132_5536","price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":58043496104319,"sku":"8470132_5537","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":58043496137087,"sku":"8470132_5586","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":58043496169855,"sku":"8470132_5587","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":58043496202623,"sku":"8470132_5588","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":58043496235391,"sku":"8470132_5589","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":58043496268159,"sku":"8470132_5590","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":58043496300927,"sku":"8470132_5591","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":58043496333695,"sku":"8470132_16850","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":58043496366463,"sku":"8470132_16851","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":58043496399231,"sku":"8470132_16852","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":58043496431999,"sku":"8470132_16853","price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":58043496464767,"sku":"8470132_16854","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":58043496497535,"sku":"8470132_16855","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/7476\/4318\/files\/Twas_The_Tension_Indigo_Blue_Hoodie.jpg?v=1784910101","url":"https:\/\/rhapsodyeyarns.com\/products\/twas-the-tension-hoodie","provider":"Rhapsodye Yarns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}