{"product_id":"too-short-hoodie","title":"Too Short Hoodie","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA joyful celebration of stash variety, this design arranges nine beautifully rendered balls of yarn in a tidy three by three grid, each one a different jewel-bright shade. There is amethyst purple, dusty rose, golden mustard, pine green, cobalt blue, plum, a flame-orange variegated twist, a soft speckled grey, and a teal number flecked with little gold sparkles. Tiny four-pointed stars and scattered dots fill the gaps between the balls, giving the whole thing a magical, sparkly feel as if your stash itself is enchanted. The slogan sits above and below in an elegant mix of serif display lettering and clean sans-caps, in a warm cream that pops crisply against the dark heather background. It is a loving nod to every crafter who buys yarn for the colour first and the project later, and who firmly believes that life is simply too short for beige acrylic you will never actually use.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"Life's Too Short to Collect Boring Yarn\", with the top line in a decorative serif and the bottom line in bold sans-serif capitals, framing the grid of nine colourful yarn balls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eyarn, yarn balls, colourful yarn, rainbow yarn, yarn collection, yarn stash, stash shirt, knitting, crochet, knitting shirt, crochet shirt, funny knitting t shirt, funny crochet t shirt, funny yarn shirt, knitter gift, crocheter gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, yarn lover, yarn addict, stash enabler, SABLE, stash acquisition, the colourful yarn one, nine yarn balls, grid of yarn, that yarn shirt I saw, sparkly yarn shirt, star yarn shirt, life's too short, lifes too short, too short to collect boring yarn, boring yarn, collect boring yarn, life's too short yarn, no boring yarn, fibre arts, fiber arts, spinning, weaving, yarn shop, wool shirt, wool balls, skein, skeins, colourful knitting, bright yarn, jewel tone yarn, Too Short, Too Short design, to short, lifes to short, life is too short, lifes too short yarn, yarn snob, pretty yarn, yarn hoard, hoarder shirt, funny knitter present, crochet humour, knitting humor, teal orange purple yarn, speckled yarn, variegated yarn, cute yarn shirt, geeky knitting gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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