{"product_id":"this-tote-t-shirt","title":"This Tote T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously grumpy green frog sits clutching a canvas tote bag stuffed full of brightly coloured yarn balls (jewel tones in teal, orange, pink, purple, and gold) with a pair of knitting needles poking out the top. The frog wears the most deadpan, heavy-lidded, done-with-everything expression imaginable, hugging its precious stash like a dragon guarding treasure. It is cartoonish, warm, and deeply relatable: the face of every crafter protecting their yarn from spouses, toddlers, cats, and anyone who dares question why they need more. The 'frog' choice is a sly wink at frogging (ripping back a project), making this a double layered in-joke for the fibre crowd. Set on a heather black tee with cream arched lettering top and bottom, it reads as funny, moody, and unapologetically yarn-obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"THIS TOTE IS FULL OF YARN AND MY WILL NOT TO SCREAM\" in warm cream capitals arched above and below a grumpy frog cuddling a tote of colourful yarn balls and knitting needles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efrog, grumpy frog, green frog, frog with yarn, frog holding tote bag, frog clutching yarn, angry frog, deadpan frog, frog knitting shirt, frog crochet shirt, frog yarn shirt, the frog one, the grumpy frog shirt, that frog yarn shirt I saw, frog hugging yarn, frog with knitting needles, tote full of yarn, tote bag of yarn, yarn tote shirt, will not to scream, not to scream, full of yarn, this tote is full of yarn, funny knitting t shirt, funny crochet shirt, funny yarn shirt, sarcastic knitting shirt, introvert knitting shirt, moody crafter shirt, relatable knitting shirt, knitter gift, crocheter gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, yarn lover gift, yarn stash shirt, yarn hoarder shirt, SABLE shirt, frogging joke shirt, frogging knitting, frog pun knitting, knitting pun shirt, crochet pun shirt, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, yarn addict shirt, stash enabler, cute frog shirt, funny frog tee, knitting humor shirt, crochet humour shirt, introvert yarn shirt, knitting rage shirt, knitter will not to scream, dont touch my yarn, yarn protector frog, frog with colorful yarn balls, knitting needles frog, black knitting t shirt, this tote frog, thistote, this tote frog shirt, frog yarn tote, frogg, frrog, grumpy toad yarn, toad with yarn shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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