{"product_id":"the-package-v-neck-t-shirt","title":"The Package V-Neck T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold, deadpan declaration rendered in confident uppercase block lettering, flanked at the top by a pair of short horizontal rules that frame the opening word like a headline. The main statement commands the chest in heavy sans-serif caps, followed by a smaller serif confession in sentence case that delivers the punchline with mock gravitas. Below it all sits the real tell: two neatly wound balls of yarn with visible strand detail, cradled by a single curling, looping line of thread that swoops and flicks out at both ends like a yarn tail that got loose. On the heathered black tee, the crisp white print pops against the dark fabric, and the whole thing reads as a knowing wink at every fibre-artist whose doorstep sees a steady parade of mysterious parcels. The humour is dry, confessional, and gift-ready, poking fun at the yarn-hoarding, stash-building, SABLE-chasing crafter who absolutely did order more yarn and is not sorry about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"YES THE PACKAGE IS FOR ME. Do not ask what is inside. We both know the answer.\" Beneath the text sit two illustrated balls of yarn joined by a single curling thread.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting t shirt, funny crochet shirt, yarn shirt, yarn lover gift, knitter gift, crocheter gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, present for yarn lover, yarn addict shirt, stash shirt, yarn stash, SABLE shirt, yarn hoarder, the package is for me, yes the package is for me, package is for me shirt, do not ask what is inside, we both know the answer, parcel shirt, delivery shirt, that yarn package shirt, the one with the two balls of yarn, two balls of yarn shirt, yarn ball shirt, funny yarn quote, dry humour knitting, sarcastic knitting shirt, deadpan yarn shirt, black knitting tee, black crochet shirt, yarn delivery joke, mystery package shirt, online yarn shopping shirt, yarn buying problem, yarn obsession shirt, knitting humour, crochet humour, fiber arts shirt, fibre arts shirt, spinning gift, weaving gift, I bought more yarn, do not ask shirt, we both know shirt, the knitting one I saw, that funny yarn shirt, the package one, yarn parcel, wool shirt, wool lover gift, craft humour tee, minimalist text yarn shirt, knitter who buys too much yarn, yarn no judgement, package addict, the ball of yarn shirt from the ad, funny gift for mum who knits, grandma knitter gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. Shipping time is an additional 1-3 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🔎 Fabric Content\u003cbr\u003eMaroon, Purple \u0026amp; White: 100% Airlume combed cotton\u003cbr\u003eOther colors: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":59073378746751,"sku":"4254159_19863","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":59073378779519,"sku":"4254159_19864","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":59073378812287,"sku":"4254159_19865","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":59073378845055,"sku":"4254159_19866","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":59073378877823,"sku":"4254159_19867","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":59073378910591,"sku":"4254159_19878","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":59073378943359,"sku":"4254159_19879","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":59073378976127,"sku":"4254159_19880","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":59073379008895,"sku":"4254159_19881","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":59073379041663,"sku":"4254159_19882","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":59073379074431,"sku":"4254159_19858","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":59073379107199,"sku":"4254159_19859","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":59073379139967,"sku":"4254159_19860","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":59073379172735,"sku":"4254159_19861","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":59073379205503,"sku":"4254159_19862","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slate \/ S","offer_id":59073379238271,"sku":"4254159_19883","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slate \/ M","offer_id":59073379271039,"sku":"4254159_19884","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slate \/ L","offer_id":59073379303807,"sku":"4254159_19885","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slate \/ XL","offer_id":59073379336575,"sku":"4254159_19886","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slate \/ 2XL","offer_id":59073379369343,"sku":"4254159_19887","price":36.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/7476\/4318\/files\/The_Package_Black_V_Neck_c2fa44ca-21f0-438b-b54d-6a8b6318abea.jpg?v=1793749926","url":"https:\/\/rhapsodyeyarns.com\/products\/the-package-v-neck-t-shirt","provider":"Rhapsodye Yarns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}