{"product_id":"the-package-sweatshirt","title":"The Package Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold, deadpan declaration rendered in confident uppercase block lettering, flanked at the top by a pair of short horizontal rules that frame the opening word like a headline. The main statement commands the chest in heavy sans-serif caps, followed by a smaller serif confession in sentence case that delivers the punchline with mock gravitas. Below it all sits the real tell: two neatly wound balls of yarn with visible strand detail, cradled by a single curling, looping line of thread that swoops and flicks out at both ends like a yarn tail that got loose. On the heathered black tee, the crisp white print pops against the dark fabric, and the whole thing reads as a knowing wink at every fibre-artist whose doorstep sees a steady parade of mysterious parcels. The humour is dry, confessional, and gift-ready, poking fun at the yarn-hoarding, stash-building, SABLE-chasing crafter who absolutely did order more yarn and is not sorry about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"YES THE PACKAGE IS FOR ME. Do not ask what is inside. We both know the answer.\" Beneath the text sit two illustrated balls of yarn joined by a single curling thread.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting t shirt, funny crochet shirt, yarn shirt, yarn lover gift, knitter gift, crocheter gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, present for yarn lover, yarn addict shirt, stash shirt, yarn stash, SABLE shirt, yarn hoarder, the package is for me, yes the package is for me, package is for me shirt, do not ask what is inside, we both know the answer, parcel shirt, delivery shirt, that yarn package shirt, the one with the two balls of yarn, two balls of yarn shirt, yarn ball shirt, funny yarn quote, dry humour knitting, sarcastic knitting shirt, deadpan yarn shirt, black knitting tee, black crochet shirt, yarn delivery joke, mystery package shirt, online yarn shopping shirt, yarn buying problem, yarn obsession shirt, knitting humour, crochet humour, fiber arts shirt, fibre arts shirt, spinning gift, weaving gift, I bought more yarn, do not ask shirt, we both know shirt, the knitting one I saw, that funny yarn shirt, the package one, yarn parcel, wool shirt, wool lover gift, craft humour tee, minimalist text yarn shirt, knitter who buys too much yarn, yarn no judgement, package addict, the ball of yarn shirt from the ad, funny gift for mum who knits, grandma knitter gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":59073379402111,"sku":"5763209_5434","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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