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The uncontrollable urge to start another project before finishing the last one. See also: Second Sock Syndrome\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might find this with searches like startitis shirt, knitting definition tee, funny crochet t-shirt, second sock syndrome, WIP pile joke, yarn addict gift, knitter humour top, fibre arts apparel, project starter shirt, and dictionary definition knitting gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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