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The palette is muted and cosy, the mood is deadpan and funny, and the whole thing reads like a knitting cat who has had quite enough of your nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"I have sharp things and a short temper\" arched around a grumpy knitting cat holding needles and yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003egrumpy cat knitting shirt, funny knitting t shirt, cat with knitting needles, sharp things short temper, i have sharp things, short temper shirt, sharp things and a short temper, knitting cat gift, funny cat yarn shirt, grumpy cat yarn, cat holding needles, sassy knitter shirt, cat and yarn gift, funny gift for knitter, knitter humour shirt, grumpy knitter, angry cat knitting, fluffy grey cat knitting, cat with knitting needles shirt, that grumpy cat knitting shirt, the cat one, the knitting cat shirt, the grumpy cat one i saw, that cat with needles shirt, sharp needles short temper, don't touch my knitting, cat knitting needles yarn ball, funny yarn shirt, knitting pun shirt, sarcastic knitting shirt, gift for grumpy knitter, crochet cat shirt, gift for crocheter, knitting lover present, fibre arts cat shirt, wool cat shirt, cat knitter tee, sharp thing short temper, sharpthings, short tempered cat, grumpy kitty knitting, needles and temper, Sharp Things design, Sharp Things shirt, Sharp Thing, funny knitter gift for her, knitting nan shirt, knitting mum gift, cranky cat crafting\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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