{"product_id":"sharp-things-sweatshirt","title":"Sharp Things Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously grumpy grey fluffball of a cat sits front and centre, mid-knit, gripping a pair of wooden needles in both paws with a working ball of peachy-pink yarn at its side and a trailing strand looping up toward the project. The cat's expression is pure judgemental scowl, half-lidded eyes and a distinctly unimpressed set to the mouth, the kind of face every knitter makes when someone touches their WIP or asks if they can knit them a jumper by Friday. The lettering wraps warmly around the illustration in soft terracotta tones, arching over the top and settling underneath, all set against a heathered black tee. The palette is muted and cosy, the mood is deadpan and funny, and the whole thing reads like a knitting cat who has had quite enough of your nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"I have sharp things and a short temper\" arched around a grumpy knitting cat holding needles and yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003egrumpy cat knitting shirt, funny knitting t shirt, cat with knitting needles, sharp things short temper, i have sharp things, short temper shirt, sharp things and a short temper, knitting cat gift, funny cat yarn shirt, grumpy cat yarn, cat holding needles, sassy knitter shirt, cat and yarn gift, funny gift for knitter, knitter humour shirt, grumpy knitter, angry cat knitting, fluffy grey cat knitting, cat with knitting needles shirt, that grumpy cat knitting shirt, the cat one, the knitting cat shirt, the grumpy cat one i saw, that cat with needles shirt, sharp needles short temper, don't touch my knitting, cat knitting needles yarn ball, funny yarn shirt, knitting pun shirt, sarcastic knitting shirt, gift for grumpy knitter, crochet cat shirt, gift for crocheter, knitting lover present, fibre arts cat shirt, wool cat shirt, cat knitter tee, sharp thing short temper, sharpthings, short tempered cat, grumpy kitty knitting, needles and temper, Sharp Things design, Sharp Things shirt, Sharp Thing, funny knitter gift for her, knitting nan shirt, knitting mum gift, cranky cat crafting\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58111851561343,"sku":"5763209_5434","price":35.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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