{"product_id":"retirement-plan-long-sleeve-tee","title":"Retirement Plan Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously laid-back skeleton reclines in a heap of plump, colourful yarn balls, dangling a ball of wool above its skull like a grape being lowered to a Roman emperor. Rendered in warm vintage tones against a retro striped sunset in burnt orange, mustard, teal, and rust, the scene is framed by a classic sun circle with a silhouetted mountain range and pine trees along the lower edge. The bones are detailed and slightly weathered, the yarn stash is enormous and varied, and the whole thing has a distressed, 70s-poster texture that gives it that sun-faded, screen-printed feel. It is the perfect loving tribute to anyone whose stash has officially outlived their lifespan. SABLE made aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design is graphic only and features no text. It is a purely illustrated retro sunset scene of a skeleton lounging in a mountain of yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eskeleton, skeleton in yarn, skeleton lounging in yarn, skeleton yarn pile, skeleton knitting shirt, skeleton crochet shirt, retro sunset skeleton, vintage skeleton yarn, funny knitting t shirt, funny crochet shirt, gothic knitting shirt, gothic crochet hoodie, spooky yarn shirt, skeleton stash, yarn stash shirt, SABLE shirt, stash too big, dead before I use this yarn, retirement plan, retirement plan yarn, retirement plan knitting, retirement plan shirt, my retirement plan, the skeleton one, that skeleton yarn shirt, that skeleton lying in yarn shirt, the skeleton with yarn balls shirt, skeleton holding yarn ball, retro sunset mountains shirt, vintage sunset knitting shirt, yarn balls, pile of yarn, colourful yarn balls, wool balls shirt, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, knitting gift, crochet gift, present for yarn lover, funny yarn gift, yarn addict shirt, yarn hoarder shirt, too much yarn shirt, knitter humour, crochet humour, spinner gift, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, craft humor shirt, 70s retro craft shirt, distressed vintage yarn tee, skelton, skelaton, skeleton yarn, retirment plan, retirment, mountain sunset skeleton, that knitting ad shirt, skeleton relaxing yarn, dead yarn stash\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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