{"product_id":"retirement-plan-hoodie","title":"Retirement Plan Hoodie","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously laid-back skeleton reclines in a heap of plump, colourful yarn balls, dangling a ball of wool above its skull like a grape being lowered to a Roman emperor. Rendered in warm vintage tones against a retro striped sunset in burnt orange, mustard, teal, and rust, the scene is framed by a classic sun circle with a silhouetted mountain range and pine trees along the lower edge. The bones are detailed and slightly weathered, the yarn stash is enormous and varied, and the whole thing has a distressed, 70s-poster texture that gives it that sun-faded, screen-printed feel. It is the perfect loving tribute to anyone whose stash has officially outlived their lifespan. SABLE made aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design is graphic only and features no text. It is a purely illustrated retro sunset scene of a skeleton lounging in a mountain of yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eskeleton, skeleton in yarn, skeleton lounging in yarn, skeleton yarn pile, skeleton knitting shirt, skeleton crochet shirt, retro sunset skeleton, vintage skeleton yarn, funny knitting t shirt, funny crochet shirt, gothic knitting shirt, gothic crochet hoodie, spooky yarn shirt, skeleton stash, yarn stash shirt, SABLE shirt, stash too big, dead before I use this yarn, retirement plan, retirement plan yarn, retirement plan knitting, retirement plan shirt, my retirement plan, the skeleton one, that skeleton yarn shirt, that skeleton lying in yarn shirt, the skeleton with yarn balls shirt, skeleton holding yarn ball, retro sunset mountains shirt, vintage sunset knitting shirt, yarn balls, pile of yarn, colourful yarn balls, wool balls shirt, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, knitting gift, crochet gift, present for yarn lover, funny yarn gift, yarn addict shirt, yarn hoarder shirt, too much yarn shirt, knitter humour, crochet humour, spinner gift, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, craft humor shirt, 70s retro craft shirt, distressed vintage yarn tee, skelton, skelaton, skeleton yarn, retirment plan, retirment, mountain sunset skeleton, that knitting ad shirt, skeleton relaxing yarn, dead yarn stash\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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