{"product_id":"psychopaths-v-neck-t-shirt","title":"Psychopaths V-Neck T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA deadpan bit of typographic comedy for anyone whose stash has outgrown their shelves. Set in a classic, dignified serif, the shirt presents a perfectly reasonable sounding declaration, followed by the devastating attribution in italics underneath. The joke lands in that gap between the sensible statement and the people apparently responsible for it. Clean white lettering on a heathered black tee keeps it minimalist and sharp, letting the punchline do all the heavy lifting. It is a love letter to SABLE (Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy), yarn chicken averted by simply buying more, and the eternal truth that a knitter with restraint is a myth whispered about by non-crafters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"LET'S USE THE YARN WE HAVE BEFORE BUYING ANY MORE - Psychopaths\" with the attribution set in italics beneath the main quote.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting t shirt, funny crochet shirt, yarn stash joke shirt, SABLE shirt, stash humour, use the yarn we have, psychopaths quote shirt, let's use the yarn we have before buying any more, yarn hoarder gift, funny yarn shirt, quote shirt knitter, deadpan knitting humour, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitting gift for mum, the psychopaths shirt, that yarn quote shirt I saw, yarn we have shirt, before buying any more, text only shirt, minimalist knitting shirt, black knitting t shirt, serif quote tee, stash acquisition shirt, yarn addict shirt, buying more yarn joke, crafty humour shirt, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, spinner gift, weaver gift, knitter sarcasm shirt, sarcastic yarn shirt, psychopath shirt, psychopaths, psycopaths, sikopaths, yarn joke apparel, knitting meme shirt, stash buster joke, the one about using your yarn, funny saying knitting shirt, yarn lover gift, crochet humour tee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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