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It is a love letter to SABLE (Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy), yarn chicken averted by simply buying more, and the eternal truth that a knitter with restraint is a myth whispered about by non-crafters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"LET'S USE THE YARN WE HAVE BEFORE BUYING ANY MORE - Psychopaths\" with the attribution set in italics beneath the main quote.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting t shirt, funny crochet shirt, yarn stash joke shirt, SABLE shirt, stash humour, use the yarn we have, psychopaths quote shirt, let's use the yarn we have before buying any more, yarn hoarder gift, funny yarn shirt, quote shirt knitter, deadpan knitting humour, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitting gift for mum, the psychopaths shirt, that yarn quote shirt I saw, yarn we have shirt, before buying any more, text only shirt, minimalist knitting shirt, black knitting t shirt, serif quote tee, stash acquisition shirt, yarn addict shirt, buying more yarn joke, crafty humour shirt, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, spinner gift, weaver gift, knitter sarcasm shirt, sarcastic yarn shirt, psychopath shirt, psychopaths, psycopaths, sikopaths, yarn joke apparel, knitting meme shirt, stash buster joke, the one about using your yarn, funny saying knitting shirt, yarn lover gift, crochet humour tee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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