{"product_id":"polyarnomous-sweatshirt","title":"Polyarnomous Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA clean, dictionary-style definition design rendered in crisp white on a heather black tee, perfect for the crafter who refuses to be monogamous about their fibre. The word \"polyarnomous\" sits boldly at the top with the \"yarn\" cleverly underlined, followed by a mock phonetic pronunciation guide and the adjective label, just like you would find in a proper lexicon. Two bullet-point definitions spell out the condition: loving multiple types of fibre arts, and juggling multiple projects at once. It is a knowing wink to anyone whose WIP pile has long since become a UFO graveyard, who knits AND crochets AND is eyeing up a spinning wheel, and who has absolutely no intention of finishing one thing before casting on three more. Minimalist, witty, and instantly relatable, it wears its startitis diagnosis with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"polyarnomous. adjective. pol-yarn-o-mous | \\pa-le-ar-ne-mes\\ - Having a love for multiple types of fiber arts. Engaging in multiple fiber projects simultaneously.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, funny yarn shirt, fiber arts shirt, fibre arts shirt, definition shirt, dictionary definition shirt, knitting definition tee, multiple projects shirt, WIP shirt, UFO project shirt, startitis shirt, too many projects shirt, knitter and crocheter gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, gift for spinner, gift for fiber artist, yarn lover gift, yarn addict shirt, craft humor shirt, nerdy knitting shirt, geeky yarn shirt, multicraftual shirt, knit and crochet shirt, spinner shirt, weaver shirt, the definition one, that yarn definition shirt, the dictionary yarn shirt, loves multiple fiber arts shirt, multiple projects at once shirt, polyarnomous, poly arnomous, poly-arnomous, polyarnamous, polyarnomus, polyarnomious, polyamorous yarn shirt, poly yarn, polyarnomous shirt, polyarnomous tee, polyarnomous t shirt, having a love for multiple types of fiber arts, engaging in multiple fiber projects, pol yarn o mous, yarn pun shirt, fibre pun shirt, black knitting tshirt, funny craft gift, present for knitter who crochets, hooker and knitter gift, craft room shirt, yarn humor apparel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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