{"product_id":"phd-in-crochet-sweatshirt","title":"PHD In Crochet Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA cheeky text-based design that pokes fun at every crocheter's not-so-secret shame: the ever-growing pile of unfinished makes. Rendered in crisp white lettering against a heather black tee, the top two lines proclaim \"I HAVE A PHD IN CROCHET\" in a hand-drawn, slightly wonky uppercase print that feels friendly and playful rather than academic. Beneath it, in an elegant flowing script that mimics a certificate signature, comes the punchline: \"(Projects Half Done)\". The contrast between the bold block lettering and the delicate cursive is the whole joke landing perfectly, turning a badge of honour into a confession we all recognise. It is a love letter to startitis, the WIP pile, and the beautiful chaos of having far more works in progress than any one hooker could ever hope to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"I HAVE A PHD IN CROCHET (Projects Half Done)\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny crochet shirt, funny crochet t shirt, crochet joke shirt, phd in crochet, projects half done, crochet pun shirt, unfinished projects shirt, WIP pile shirt, UFO crochet shirt, startitis shirt, funny yarn shirt, crocheter gift, gift for crocheter, gift for crochet lover, crochet lover present, crochet humour, crochet humor, hooker shirt funny, funny fibre arts shirt, funny fiber arts shirt, crafty gift, maker gift, black crochet t shirt, text shirt crochet, sarcastic crochet shirt, crochet addict shirt, too many projects shirt, that crochet phd shirt, the projects half done one, phd crochet shirt I saw, projects half done tee, phd shirt joke crochet, half done projects, half finished projects shirt, phd in crochet shirt, phd in croshet, phd in crotchet, crotchet shirt, croshet shirt, crocheting shirt funny, funny craft shirt, yarn addict shirt, granny square shirt, amigurumi shirt, funny knitting crochet gift, birthday gift crocheter, christmas gift crocheter, phd projects half done, projects half done shirt funny, doctorate crochet shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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