{"product_id":"personal-reasons-sweatshirt","title":"Personal Reasons Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet the undisputed patron saint of yarn justification: a glorious grump of a cat, arms wrapped tightly around a plump ball of rusty terracotta yarn like it is contraband nobody will ever pry away. He is wearing a cosy black zip-up hoodie complete with a tiny cat-head emblem on the sleeve, and his flat, deadpan stare says he has already heard every lecture about his stash and is utterly unmoved. The text arcs over his head in a warm cream serif that reads like a formal announcement, then delivers the punchline underneath in bold caps followed by a cheeky italic sign-off. The whole thing is a loving send-up of every crafter who has justified yet another skein with the airtight logic of 'personal reasons'. Printed here on a heathered black tee, the cream lettering and moody feline sit perfectly against the dark background, making this an instant favourite for anyone whose stash has quietly crossed into SABLE territory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS I NEEDED THIS NEW YARN. I will not be taking questions at this time.\" above a grumpy cat in a black hoodie clutching a ball of yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003egrumpy cat, cat and yarn, cat holding yarn ball, angry cat shirt, funny cat knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, cat in hoodie, deadpan cat, unimpressed cat, cat with yarn gift, funny yarn shirt, due to personal reasons, personal reasons shirt, i needed this new yarn, needed new yarn shirt, i will not be taking questions, not taking questions at this time, yarn stash humour, yarn justification shirt, stash enabler, SABLE shirt, yarn addict shirt, funny knitting t shirt, funny knitter gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitting humour, crochet humour, cat lover knitter, cat lover crocheter, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, yarn lover gift, spinning gift, that grumpy cat yarn shirt, the cat with the yarn ball shirt, the angry cat knitting one, that personal reasons shirt I saw, cat clutching yarn, grumpy cat holding wool, black cat hoodie yarn, personal resons, personel reasons, perosnal reasons, i needed this yarn, new yarn shirt, no questions shirt, cat yarn tshirt, funny yarn tee, sarcastic knitting shirt, sarcastic crochet shirt, moody cat yarn, cat stash shirt, yarn chicken humour, grumpy kitty yarn\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58779112931711,"sku":"5763209_5434","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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