{"product_id":"or-ill-die-v-neck-t-shirt","title":"Or I'll Die V-Neck T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wonderfully deadpan illustration in cream ink against the heather black tee, featuring a solemn, slightly grumpy frog clutching an armful of yarn cakes to its chest like the world's most precious hoard. One little bit of yarn trails loose from its grasp, because of course it does. The frog's flat, unimpressed stare is the whole joke: this is not a request, it is a survival requirement. The bold block-letter caption underneath spells out the dramatic ultimatum with total conviction. It is the perfect mood board for anyone whose stash has quietly crossed into SABLE territory and has zero regrets. Vintage woodcut styling and a punchy monochrome palette give it that timeless meme energy that pairs beautifully with a project bag full of impulse purchases.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe on-shirt wording reads: \"I HAVE TO BUY YARN OR I'LL DIE\", set in chunky all-caps beneath the yarn-hugging frog.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might find this with searches like funny knitting t-shirt, crochet frog shirt, yarn hoarder gift, I have to buy yarn or I'll die, SABLE stash humour, yarn addict tee, gift for knitters, frog holding yarn, fibre arts funny shirt, and crocheter meme apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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