{"product_id":"not-today-v-neck-t-shirt","title":"Not Today V-Neck T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA grumpy, gloriously done-with-it otter reclines on its back, one paw raised in a flat, unmistakable stop gesture while the other clutches a fat ball of teal-blue yarn to its belly. A single strand trails loose from the ball, the kind of dangling temptation any crafter recognises as the start of a tangle. Above the otter, bold vintage slab-serif lettering in a distressed cream finish arches out the words NOT TODAY, the weathered texture giving it a well-worn, cheeky protest-poster feel. Set against the heather black tee, the whole thing reads as the perfect mood for anyone whose to-do list said cast on and whose heart said absolutely not. It is funny, a little feral, and speaks straight to the crafter who is guarding both their yarn stash and their peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"NOT TODAY\" in large distressed capitals across the chest, with a cartoon otter below clutching a ball of yarn and holding up one paw to say stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eotter, otter shirt, funny otter, grumpy otter, otter with yarn, otter holding yarn, animal with yarn ball, cute animal knitting shirt, not today, not today shirt, not today otter, that otter shirt, the otter one, the grumpy otter shirt, otter saying no, stop paw, talk to the paw, introvert shirt, antisocial shirt, leave me alone shirt, nope shirt, not today thanks, no thank you shirt, funny knitting t shirt, funny crochet shirt, funny yarn shirt, knitter humour shirt, crochet humour, yarn lover gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitting gift, yarn addict shirt, stash guarding, don't touch my yarn, ball of yarn, teal yarn ball, otter and yarn, funny animal fibre arts, sarcastic knitting shirt, moody shirt, mood shirt, lazy day shirt, homebody shirt, vintage style shirt, distressed text shirt, cartoon otter tee, knitting otter, crochet otter, otter cuddling yarn, otter one from the ad, that funny animal knitting shirt I saw, not today knitting, nope not today, not today thanks otter, notoday, not-today, funny fiber arts shirt, wool lover gift, crafter gift, spinner gift, otter lover gift, animal lover knitter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. Shipping time is an additional 1-3 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🔎 Fabric Content\u003cbr\u003eMaroon, Purple \u0026amp; White: 100% Airlume combed cotton\u003cbr\u003eOther colors: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":58233717817727,"sku":"4254159_19878","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":58233717850495,"sku":"4254159_19879","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":58233717883263,"sku":"4254159_19880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":58233717916031,"sku":"4254159_19881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":58233717948799,"sku":"4254159_19882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58233717981567,"sku":"4254159_19863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":58233718014335,"sku":"4254159_19864","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":58233718047103,"sku":"4254159_19865","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":58233718079871,"sku":"4254159_19866","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":58233718112639,"sku":"4254159_19867","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":58233718145407,"sku":"4254159_19858","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":58233718178175,"sku":"4254159_19859","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":58233718210943,"sku":"4254159_19860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":58233718243711,"sku":"4254159_19861","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":58233718276479,"sku":"4254159_19862","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slate \/ S","offer_id":58233718309247,"sku":"4254159_19883","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slate \/ M","offer_id":58233718342015,"sku":"4254159_19884","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slate \/ L","offer_id":58233718374783,"sku":"4254159_19885","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slate \/ XL","offer_id":58233718407551,"sku":"4254159_19886","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slate \/ 2XL","offer_id":58233718440319,"sku":"4254159_19887","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/7476\/4318\/files\/Not_Today_Navy_V_Neck.jpg?v=1787226936","url":"https:\/\/rhapsodyeyarns.com\/products\/not-today-v-neck-t-shirt","provider":"Rhapsodye Yarns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}