{"product_id":"not-my-problem-sweatshirt","title":"Not My Problem Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously chilled-out skeleton sits cross-legged in a perfect lotus pose at the end of a wooden dock, framed inside a circular vintage engraving-style badge. Behind it, two palm trees lean toward the water and a low sun sinks over calm waves, giving off pure tropical retirement energy. But here is the fibre-arts twist: our bony friend is knitting, needles in its hands and a loose strand of yarn trailing all the way down the dock to a discarded ball on the sand. There is even a little curled-up scrap of paper nearby, the abandoned pattern of a life left behind. The whole thing is rendered in a cream ink on a black heather tee, all crisp linework and old-woodcut hatching. Arched across the top reads RETIRED, and curving along the bottom NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE. It is the mood board for every crafter who has clocked out of stress and clocked in to project bliss, a delicious blend of gothic humour, beachy calm, and unapologetic knitting devotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"RETIRED\" arched across the top and \"NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE\" curving along the bottom, wrapped around a woodcut badge of a skeleton knitting in lotus pose on a tropical dock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eskeleton knitting shirt, retired skeleton shirt, skeleton on beach shirt, funny retirement knitting t shirt, knitting skeleton meditation, skeleton yoga knitting, skeleton crochet shirt, retirement gift for knitter, funny knitting shirt, gothic knitting shirt, spooky knitting tee, skeleton with yarn, skull knitting shirt, palm tree skeleton shirt, tropical retirement shirt, beach retirement gift, not my problem anymore shirt, not my problem shirt, retired not my problem, the skeleton knitting one, that skeleton shirt I saw, skeleton on a dock knitting, meditating skeleton shirt, skeleton lotus pose shirt, funny retired knitter gift, retirement present for crocheter, knitting granny gift, funny yarn shirt, vintage woodcut skeleton shirt, retro knitting tee, black knitting t shirt, skeleton relaxing knitting, retired knitter, gift for retired knitter, funny retirement fibre arts, crochet retirement gift, not my problem any more, not my problem anymore knitting, skeleton palm trees dock, skeleton beach knitting, that retired knitting shirt from instagram, retiered, retirment, retired skelton shirt, skelaton knitting, skelly knitting shirt, no longer my problem shirt, knitting is my retirement shirt, spinner retirement gift, yarn lover retirement\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58233698943359,"sku":"5763209_5434","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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