{"product_id":"not-my-problem-hoodie","title":"Not My Problem Hoodie","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously chilled-out skeleton sits cross-legged in a perfect lotus pose at the end of a wooden dock, framed inside a circular vintage engraving-style badge. Behind it, two palm trees lean toward the water and a low sun sinks over calm waves, giving off pure tropical retirement energy. But here is the fibre-arts twist: our bony friend is knitting, needles in its hands and a loose strand of yarn trailing all the way down the dock to a discarded ball on the sand. There is even a little curled-up scrap of paper nearby, the abandoned pattern of a life left behind. The whole thing is rendered in a cream ink on a black heather tee, all crisp linework and old-woodcut hatching. Arched across the top reads RETIRED, and curving along the bottom NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE. It is the mood board for every crafter who has clocked out of stress and clocked in to project bliss, a delicious blend of gothic humour, beachy calm, and unapologetic knitting devotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"RETIRED\" arched across the top and \"NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE\" curving along the bottom, wrapped around a woodcut badge of a skeleton knitting in lotus pose on a tropical dock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eskeleton knitting shirt, retired skeleton shirt, skeleton on beach shirt, funny retirement knitting t shirt, knitting skeleton meditation, skeleton yoga knitting, skeleton crochet shirt, retirement gift for knitter, funny knitting shirt, gothic knitting shirt, spooky knitting tee, skeleton with yarn, skull knitting shirt, palm tree skeleton shirt, tropical retirement shirt, beach retirement gift, not my problem anymore shirt, not my problem shirt, retired not my problem, the skeleton knitting one, that skeleton shirt I saw, skeleton on a dock knitting, meditating skeleton shirt, skeleton lotus pose shirt, funny retired knitter gift, retirement present for crocheter, knitting granny gift, funny yarn shirt, vintage woodcut skeleton shirt, retro knitting tee, black knitting t shirt, skeleton relaxing knitting, retired knitter, gift for retired knitter, funny retirement fibre arts, crochet retirement gift, not my problem any more, not my problem anymore knitting, skeleton palm trees dock, skeleton beach knitting, that retired knitting shirt from instagram, retiered, retirment, retired skelton shirt, skelaton knitting, skelly knitting shirt, no longer my problem shirt, knitting is my retirement shirt, spinner retirement gift, yarn lover retirement\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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