{"product_id":"not-a-mimic-long-sleeve-tee","title":"Not A Mimic Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously menacing take on every knitter's nemesis: the ball of yarn that clearly has opinions. Front and centre sits a tightly wound skein in warm rust and terracotta tones, except this one has cracked open to reveal a jagged, toothy grin worthy of a dungeon-crawling mimic. Loose strands unravel and tangle beneath it like tentacles, hinting that this yarn will absolutely eat your knitting needles the moment you turn your back. Arched above in an aged gold serif is the disclaimer 'Definitely Not A Mimic', with the punchline 'I cast.... on!' below in the same treasure-hoard lettering. It is a perfect crossover joke for tabletop gaming fibre folk, marrying D\u0026amp;D dungeon horror with the very real terror of a yarn cake plotting against you. Set against black, the gold text and rusty menace positively glow. Spooky, funny, and deeply relatable to anyone who has lost a project bag to the depths of the stash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"Definitely Not A Mimic\" arched across the top, with \"I cast.... on!\" beneath the toothy yarn ball graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting t shirt, mimic yarn shirt, D\u0026amp;D knitting shirt, dungeons and dragons crochet gift, tabletop gaming knitter, yarn ball with teeth, monster yarn shirt, spooky knitting shirt, gothic yarn tee, funny crochet t shirt, gift for knitter, crochet lover present, yarn monster, evil ball of yarn, toothy yarn ball, that yarn monster shirt, the yarn with teeth one, scary yarn ball shirt, cast on joke shirt, I cast on, definitely not a mimic, not a mimic shirt, mimic knitting, dungeon crawler knitter, RPG fibre arts, D and D yarn, geeky knitting gift, nerdy crochet shirt, funny yarn shirt, red ball of yarn monster, rust orange yarn tee, knitting pun shirt, cast on pun, yarn chicken humour, that knitting shirt I saw, ad shirt yarn teeth, definately not a mimic, definitly not a mimic, not a mimick, mimick shirt, mimik, definitely-not-a-mimic, not a mimic tee, i cast on shirt, the mimic one, monster ball of wool, wool monster shirt, crochet mimic, spinning gift, fibre arts gift, dungeon master knitter, gamer knitter gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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