{"product_id":"never-an-option-sweatshirt","title":"Never An Option Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wonderfully deadpan watercolour scene stars a grumpy grey shark mid-project, tiny wooden needles clamped in its fins as it works away on a striped scarf in soft sage, cream, and dusty blue. Behind it, kelp sways in gentle green fronds, and a very smug little green frog perches on the shark's tail, watching the whole affair with the calm confidence of an amphibian who knows exactly what frogging means. The joke is a perfect double pun: sharks famously cannot swim backwards, so unravelling this WIP is genuinely off the table, which is every stubborn knitter's mood when the project has gone sideways but ripping back feels like defeat. The arched serif slogan up top and the italic punchline below frame the whole watery tableau in a vintage, storybook style that lands somewhere between charming and menacing. Printed here on a heathered black tee that lets the muted watercolour palette glow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"FROGGING WAS NEVER AN OPTION\" arched across the top, with the italic punchline \"sharks can't swim backwards\" tucked underneath the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eshark, knitting shark, shark knitting, funny knitting shirt, frog, green frog, shark and frog, frogging, frogging shirt, rip it rip it, unravel, knitting pun, crochet pun, funny yarn shirt, funny knitter tee, grumpy shark, watercolour shark, ocean knitting, sea creature knitting, kelp, scarf knitting, WIP, UFO, project unravel, no frogging, cant frog, the shark one, that shark knitting shirt, shark with needles, shark holding knitting needles, shark scarf, knitting animal shirt, funny fibre arts shirt, gift for knitter, knitter gift, crochet lover gift, present for knitter, funny craft shirt, frogging never an option, never an option, sharks cant swim backwards, shark cant swim backwards, cant swim backwards, frog shark scarf, meme shirt knitting, weird knitting shirt, cursed knitting shirt, frogging was never an option, never an option shark, that ad shirt shark knitting, shark knitting frog shirt i saw, frog on shark tail, knitting shark tee black, frogging typo froging, frogingg, shark knited scarf, knitting sea shirt, ocean fibre arts, funny yarn pun shirt, stubborn knitter shirt, wont frog my project\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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