{"product_id":"my-breakdowns-v-neck-t-shirt","title":"My Breakdowns V-Neck T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wide-eyed, slightly frazzled raccoon sits cross-legged in the middle of an anxious knitting session, wooden needles clutched in its little paws and a plume of stress-steam curling up from its head. It is working on a big golden buttery blanket that pools generously in its lap, while a woven basket of stash yarn in soft sage, teal, and cream waits beside it with a trailing end of working yarn. The illustration has a charming hand-drawn storybook quality, cosy and comical at once, framed by cream lettering that arcs across the top and marches boldly along the bottom. The whole thing captures that very relatable crafter truth: when life gets overwhelming, you channel the chaos into stitches and somehow end up with something warm and useful. Shown here on a heathered black tee for maximum cosy-gremlin energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"AT LEAST MY BREAKDOWNS PRODUCE BLANKETS\" arced above and below a startled raccoon knitting a chunky yellow blanket beside a basket of yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, raccoon knitting shirt, anxious raccoon, stressed raccoon knitting, raccoon with yarn, cute raccoon crafter, the raccoon knitting one, that raccoon blanket shirt, breakdowns produce blankets, at least my breakdowns, my breakdowns produce blankets, blankets shirt, knitting a blanket shirt, funny yarn shirt, knitter humor tee, crochet humor tee, mental health knitting shirt, anxiety knitting shirt, stress knitting, therapy knitting shirt, self care knitting, cozy raccoon, knitting meme shirt, funny craft shirt, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitter gift funny, yarn lover gift, raccoon lover gift, gift for anxious crafter, chunky blanket knitting, yarn basket illustration, cottagecore raccoon, cute animal knitting, woodland animal crafter, raccoon needles, wooden knitting needles, that funny knitting shirt I saw, trash panda knitting, trash panda yarn, breakdown blanket, breakdowns blankets, at least my breakdowns produce blankets shirt, My Breakdowns design, my breakdown, raccoon crafts, knitting therapy humor, funny fibre arts shirt, funny fiber arts shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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