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Shown here on a heathered black tee for maximum cosy-gremlin energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"AT LEAST MY BREAKDOWNS PRODUCE BLANKETS\" arced above and below a startled raccoon knitting a chunky yellow blanket beside a basket of yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, raccoon knitting shirt, anxious raccoon, stressed raccoon knitting, raccoon with yarn, cute raccoon crafter, the raccoon knitting one, that raccoon blanket shirt, breakdowns produce blankets, at least my breakdowns, my breakdowns produce blankets, blankets shirt, knitting a blanket shirt, funny yarn shirt, knitter humor tee, crochet humor tee, mental health knitting shirt, anxiety knitting shirt, stress knitting, therapy knitting shirt, self care knitting, cozy raccoon, knitting meme shirt, funny craft shirt, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitter gift funny, yarn lover gift, raccoon lover gift, gift for anxious crafter, chunky blanket knitting, yarn basket illustration, cottagecore raccoon, cute animal knitting, woodland animal crafter, raccoon needles, wooden knitting needles, that funny knitting shirt I saw, trash panda knitting, trash panda yarn, breakdown blanket, breakdowns blankets, at least my breakdowns produce blankets shirt, My Breakdowns design, my breakdown, raccoon crafts, knitting therapy humor, funny fibre arts shirt, funny fiber arts shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! 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