{"product_id":"life-is-short-sweatshirt","title":"Life Is Short Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously honest confession rendered for anyone who has ever finished a project and then quietly stuffed the tail ends out of sight. The top line, \"LIFE IS TOO SHORT,\" sits in a clean, upright grey serif, all calm and reasonable. Then the punchline erupts below in a wild, hand-drawn display face where every letter of \"TO WEAVE IN THE ENDS PROPERLY\" is spun from unravelling yarn, complete with frayed tips, stray strands, curling loose ends and even a couple of little bows dangling off the bottom. The lettering literally comes apart at the seams, mirroring the joke: the ends are not woven in, they are just dangling there in soft blue-grey against the black heather tee. It is spooky-elegant and a bit gothic in its dripping, tendrilled typography, but the sentiment is pure fibre-arts comedy. Every knitter and crocheter recognises the shameful truth that finishing is the worst part and a dab of glue and a firm knot have absolutely happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WEAVE IN THE ENDS PROPERLY\" with the top line in a tidy serif and the rest built from frayed, unravelling yarn-style lettering with loose ends trailing off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, weave in the ends, weaving in ends, loose ends, yarn tails, finishing hate, life is too short shirt, life is too short to weave in the ends, funny yarn shirt, knitter humour, crochet humour, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitting joke tee, the loose ends one, that yarn shirt I saw, the weave in the ends shirt, unravelling letters shirt, frayed yarn text, gothic knitting shirt, spooky yarn font, dripping yarn letters, blue grey text black shirt, knitter confession shirt, i hate finishing, ends not woven in, sewing in ends, darning needle joke, tapestry needle, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, sarcastic knitting gift, funny wool shirt, yarn addict shirt, crafter humour tee, WIP UFO joke, honest knitter shirt, life too short, weave ends properly, life is short shirt, funny crochet gift for her, knitting slogan tee, text only shirt, dangling threads design, loose thread shirt, life is too shortt typo, weeve in the ends, weave in ther ends, life is to short, life is short to weave in ends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58233634521471,"sku":"5763209_5434","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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