{"product_id":"life-is-short-hoodie","title":"Life Is Short Hoodie","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously honest confession rendered for anyone who has ever finished a project and then quietly stuffed the tail ends out of sight. The top line, \"LIFE IS TOO SHORT,\" sits in a clean, upright grey serif, all calm and reasonable. Then the punchline erupts below in a wild, hand-drawn display face where every letter of \"TO WEAVE IN THE ENDS PROPERLY\" is spun from unravelling yarn, complete with frayed tips, stray strands, curling loose ends and even a couple of little bows dangling off the bottom. The lettering literally comes apart at the seams, mirroring the joke: the ends are not woven in, they are just dangling there in soft blue-grey against the black heather tee. It is spooky-elegant and a bit gothic in its dripping, tendrilled typography, but the sentiment is pure fibre-arts comedy. Every knitter and crocheter recognises the shameful truth that finishing is the worst part and a dab of glue and a firm knot have absolutely happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WEAVE IN THE ENDS PROPERLY\" with the top line in a tidy serif and the rest built from frayed, unravelling yarn-style lettering with loose ends trailing off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, weave in the ends, weaving in ends, loose ends, yarn tails, finishing hate, life is too short shirt, life is too short to weave in the ends, funny yarn shirt, knitter humour, crochet humour, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitting joke tee, the loose ends one, that yarn shirt I saw, the weave in the ends shirt, unravelling letters shirt, frayed yarn text, gothic knitting shirt, spooky yarn font, dripping yarn letters, blue grey text black shirt, knitter confession shirt, i hate finishing, ends not woven in, sewing in ends, darning needle joke, tapestry needle, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, sarcastic knitting gift, funny wool shirt, yarn addict shirt, crafter humour tee, WIP UFO joke, honest knitter shirt, life too short, weave ends properly, life is short shirt, funny crochet gift for her, knitting slogan tee, text only shirt, dangling threads design, loose thread shirt, life is too shortt typo, weeve in the ends, weave in ther ends, life is to short, life is short to weave in ends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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