{"product_id":"learn-something-t-shirt","title":"Learn Something T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. Shipping time is an additional 1-3 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔎 Fabric Content\u003cbr\u003eMaroon, Purple \u0026amp; White: 100% Airlume combed cotton\u003cbr\u003eOther colors: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is a hilariously fierce, darkly comedic graphic t-shirt that will resonate instantly with any serious yarn enthusiast. The centrepiece illustration features a \u003cstrong\u003ewild-eyed, snarling opossum\u003c\/strong\u003e crouched protectively over a hoard of \u003cstrong\u003ecolourful balls of premium yarn\u003c\/strong\u003e, rendered in a gritty, slightly unhinged illustrative style. The opossum's bulging yellow eyes, bared teeth, and hunched, territorial posture make it look genuinely unhinged — and utterly relatable to anyone who has ever guarded their yarn stash from curious hands. The yarn balls beneath it are rendered in soft, cheerful pastels — pinks, greens, teals, oranges, purples and blues — and several carry visible labels reading \u003cstrong\u003e\"Silk \u0026amp; Cashmere\"\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003e\"Alpaca Blend,\"\u003c\/strong\u003e emphasising that this is no ordinary yarn — this is the \u003cem\u003egood\u003c\/em\u003e stuff. 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