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Shown here on a heathered black tee, the bright colours and crisp white text pop beautifully against the dark fabric, making it a warm, funny wardrobe staple for anyone whose cardio is really just a long row of stockinette.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"TOO BAD KNITTING\" arched across the top and \"DOESN'T BURN MORE CALORIES\" along the bottom, wrapped around a plump rainbow-maned unicorn happily knitting a purple swatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might search for funny knitting shirt, unicorn knitting tee, chubby unicorn gift, knitting humour t-shirt, knitter calories joke shirt, rainbow unicorn crafter gift, cute knitting present for her, knitting gym joke tee, WIP knitting apparel, and fibre arts funny clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. 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