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Shown here on a heathered black tee, the bright colours and crisp white text pop beautifully against the dark fabric, making it a warm, funny wardrobe staple for anyone whose cardio is really just a long row of stockinette.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"TOO BAD KNITTING\" arched across the top and \"DOESN'T BURN MORE CALORIES\" along the bottom, wrapped around a plump rainbow-maned unicorn happily knitting a purple swatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might search for funny knitting shirt, unicorn knitting tee, chubby unicorn gift, knitting humour t-shirt, knitter calories joke shirt, rainbow unicorn crafter gift, cute knitting present for her, knitting gym joke tee, WIP knitting apparel, and fibre arts funny clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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