{"product_id":"increasing-in-age-v-neck-t-shirt","title":"Increasing In Age V-Neck T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wonderfully grumpy badger takes centre stage here, perched with the resigned dignity of a crafter who has seen one too many tangled skeins. Complete with wire-rimmed reading glasses slipping down its snout and a cosy olive-green knitted cardigan, this bespectacled woodland elder is mid-project on a swatch of grey stocking stitch, wooden needles in paw, with a fresh ball of yarn resting beside it. The vintage-illustration style, rendered in muted earthy tones against the black shirt, gives it a warm storybook feel. Arched above in a bold, weathered serif reads the age-related punchline, playing on the knitting increase and decrease shaping every crafter knows by heart. It is the perfect tongue-in-cheek design for the seasoned knitter who has fully embraced the deadpan crankiness that comes with mastery of the craft.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design reads \"INCREASING IN AGE decreasing in patience\" arched above and below a grumpy, bespectacled badger knitting in a green cardigan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003egrumpy badger knitting, badger with glasses, funny knitting shirt, knitting increase decrease pun, increasing in age decreasing in patience, badger in cardigan, cranky knitter shirt, funny yarn shirt, badger knitting yarn, old knitter gift, knitting humour tee, sarcastic knitting shirt, the badger one, grumpy animal knitting, badger reading glasses, that knitting badger shirt I saw, increasing in age, decreasing in patience, less patience shirt, funny gift for knitter, gift for older knitter, birthday shirt knitter, retirement knitting gift, vintage badger illustration, woodland animal knitting, badger in green jumper, knitter with attitude, no patience knitting, ageing knitter humour, increase decrease knitting joke, funny fibre arts shirt, needles and yarn badger, storybook badger knitting, grumpy grandma knitting, sassy knitting tee, knitting pun shirt, badger knitter, increasing age decreasing patience, increaseing in age, decresing in patience, patients shirt, funny craft shirt, knit and grumble, birthday gift knitter, mum knitting shirt, nan knitting gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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