{"product_id":"increasing-in-age-sweatshirt","title":"Increasing In Age Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wonderfully grumpy badger takes centre stage here, perched with the resigned dignity of a crafter who has seen one too many tangled skeins. Complete with wire-rimmed reading glasses slipping down its snout and a cosy olive-green knitted cardigan, this bespectacled woodland elder is mid-project on a swatch of grey stocking stitch, wooden needles in paw, with a fresh ball of yarn resting beside it. The vintage-illustration style, rendered in muted earthy tones against the black shirt, gives it a warm storybook feel. Arched above in a bold, weathered serif reads the age-related punchline, playing on the knitting increase and decrease shaping every crafter knows by heart. It is the perfect tongue-in-cheek design for the seasoned knitter who has fully embraced the deadpan crankiness that comes with mastery of the craft.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design reads \"INCREASING IN AGE decreasing in patience\" arched above and below a grumpy, bespectacled badger knitting in a green cardigan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003egrumpy badger knitting, badger with glasses, funny knitting shirt, knitting increase decrease pun, increasing in age decreasing in patience, badger in cardigan, cranky knitter shirt, funny yarn shirt, badger knitting yarn, old knitter gift, knitting humour tee, sarcastic knitting shirt, the badger one, grumpy animal knitting, badger reading glasses, that knitting badger shirt I saw, increasing in age, decreasing in patience, less patience shirt, funny gift for knitter, gift for older knitter, birthday shirt knitter, retirement knitting gift, vintage badger illustration, woodland animal knitting, badger in green jumper, knitter with attitude, no patience knitting, ageing knitter humour, increase decrease knitting joke, funny fibre arts shirt, needles and yarn badger, storybook badger knitting, grumpy grandma knitting, sassy knitting tee, knitting pun shirt, badger knitter, increasing age decreasing patience, increaseing in age, decresing in patience, patients shirt, funny craft shirt, knit and grumble, birthday gift knitter, mum knitting shirt, nan knitting gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58439264731519,"sku":"5763209_5434","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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