{"product_id":"im-heirloom-sweatshirt","title":"I'm Heirloom Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA cheeky bit of typographic wisdom for the seasoned maker, this design serves up its punchline in clean white hand-lettered capitals across a heather black tee. The wording sits in two stacked lines, the top slightly narrower than the bold declaration beneath it, giving the whole thing the timing of a proper joke: setup, then delivery. The slightly wobbly, marker-drawn font keeps it warm and human rather than corporate, perfect for a crafter who has been at the needles or hook long enough to have earned a few grey hairs and a stash worthy of legend. It plays on the fibre-arts idea of the heirloom project, that lovingly worked blanket or shawl handed down through generations, and flips it into a badge of honour about age itself. No fussy graphics, just a confident slogan that reads as both a birthday punchline and a quiet brag about being well aged, well loved, and absolutely irreplaceable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"I'M NOT OLD I'M HEIRLOOM\" in bold white capital lettering across two lines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, old crafter gift, heirloom shirt, im not old im heirloom, not old heirloom, heirloom tee, funny slogan shirt, knitting joke shirt, crochet joke shirt, birthday gift for knitter, birthday gift for crocheter, gift for grandma knitter, gift for older crafter, funny yarn shirt, spinning shirt, weaving shirt, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, text only shirt, minimalist knitting shirt, white text black shirt, that heirloom shirt, the not old one, the heirloom one, that shirt i saw about being heirloom, funny grandma shirt, funny grandpa shirt, knitter birthday tee, crochet lover gift, sassy crafter shirt, aged like fine yarn, funny old age shirt, retirement gift knitter, im heirloom, not old just heirloom, heirloom quality shirt, heirloom project shirt, i am not old i am heirloom, heirloom misspelling airloom, hairloom, heirlume, heir loom, heir-loom, not old im heirloom, funny craft shirt, gift for mum who knits, gift for nan who crochets, vintage crafter tee, knitting humour shirt, knitting humor shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58580148978047,"sku":"5763209_5434","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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