{"product_id":"i-will-not-sweatshirt","title":"I Will Not Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously lazy brown bear sprawled belly-up in full nope mode, one paw flopped back, cuddled up against a ball of pale blue yarn with a wisp of strand trailing loose. Its expression is pure petulant refusal, the look of a creature that has decided today is not the day for productivity. Framing the sleepy standoff, warm cream lettering reads across the top and bottom of the design so the punchline lands like a shrug. It is a wonderfully relatable ode to the crafter who has full intentions of tackling the WIP pile and instead chooses to lie down beside the stash. The heather black backdrop keeps the mood cosy and the palette gentle, cute rather than loud, the visual equivalent of second sock syndrome given a face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"DUE TO NOT WANTING TO\" across the top and \"I WILL NOT\" along the bottom, with a sleepy bear cuddling a ball of yarn in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, lazy bear shirt, bear with yarn, bear and yarn ball, sleepy bear shirt, due to not wanting to i will not, i will not shirt, due to not wanting to, lazy craft shirt, funny yarn shirt, procrastination shirt, anti productivity shirt, nope shirt, cute bear tee, brown bear cuddling yarn, bear hugging yarn ball, blue yarn ball, the bear one, that bear yarn shirt, the lazy bear shirt, sleepy bear yarn, funny gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitter gift, yarn lover gift, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, WIP pile joke shirt, UFO project joke, second sock syndrome, startitis, stash lover, yarn addict shirt, cozy craft shirt, sarcastic knitting tee, sassy crochet shirt, funny sloth vibe bear, lazy day shirt, i will not do it, will not shirt, not wanting to shirt, due to not wanting, cute animal yarn shirt, bear cartoon shirt, knitting humor, crochet humor, funny craft slogan, relatable knitter shirt, i wil not, due to not wantin to, lazy bare shirt, bear yarn tee, i will not knitting, procrastinate craft, gift for spinner, spinning humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ S","offer_id":58233621021055,"sku":"5763209_5466","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 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