{"product_id":"i-will-not-hoodie","title":"I Will Not Hoodie","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously lazy brown bear sprawled belly-up in full nope mode, one paw flopped back, cuddled up against a ball of pale blue yarn with a wisp of strand trailing loose. Its expression is pure petulant refusal, the look of a creature that has decided today is not the day for productivity. Framing the sleepy standoff, warm cream lettering reads across the top and bottom of the design so the punchline lands like a shrug. It is a wonderfully relatable ode to the crafter who has full intentions of tackling the WIP pile and instead chooses to lie down beside the stash. The heather black backdrop keeps the mood cosy and the palette gentle, cute rather than loud, the visual equivalent of second sock syndrome given a face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"DUE TO NOT WANTING TO\" across the top and \"I WILL NOT\" along the bottom, with a sleepy bear cuddling a ball of yarn in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, lazy bear shirt, bear with yarn, bear and yarn ball, sleepy bear shirt, due to not wanting to i will not, i will not shirt, due to not wanting to, lazy craft shirt, funny yarn shirt, procrastination shirt, anti productivity shirt, nope shirt, cute bear tee, brown bear cuddling yarn, bear hugging yarn ball, blue yarn ball, the bear one, that bear yarn shirt, the lazy bear shirt, sleepy bear yarn, funny gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitter gift, yarn lover gift, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, WIP pile joke shirt, UFO project joke, second sock syndrome, startitis, stash lover, yarn addict shirt, cozy craft shirt, sarcastic knitting tee, sassy crochet shirt, funny sloth vibe bear, lazy day shirt, i will not do it, will not shirt, not wanting to shirt, due to not wanting, cute animal yarn shirt, bear cartoon shirt, knitting humor, crochet humor, funny craft slogan, relatable knitter shirt, i wil not, due to not wantin to, lazy bare shirt, bear yarn tee, i will not knitting, procrastinate craft, gift for spinner, spinning humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. Add one to your cart and stitch in ultimate comfort!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":58233618792831,"sku":"8470132_5586","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":58233618825599,"sku":"8470132_5587","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":58233618858367,"sku":"8470132_5588","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":58233618891135,"sku":"8470132_5589","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":58233618923903,"sku":"8470132_5590","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":58233618956671,"sku":"8470132_5591","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":58233618006399,"sku":"8470132_5594","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":58233618039167,"sku":"8470132_5595","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":58233618071935,"sku":"8470132_5596","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":58233618104703,"sku":"8470132_5597","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":58233618137471,"sku":"8470132_5598","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":58233618170239,"sku":"8470132_5599","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":58233618203007,"sku":"8470132_5600","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":58233618235775,"sku":"8470132_5601","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":58233618268543,"sku":"8470132_21627","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":58233618301311,"sku":"8470132_21628","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":58233618334079,"sku":"8470132_21629","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":58233618366847,"sku":"8470132_21630","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":58233618399615,"sku":"8470132_21631","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":58233618432383,"sku":"8470132_21632","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":58233618465151,"sku":"8470132_21633","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 5XL","offer_id":58233618497919,"sku":"8470132_21634","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58233618530687,"sku":"8470132_5530","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":58233618563455,"sku":"8470132_5531","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":58233618596223,"sku":"8470132_5532","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":58233618628991,"sku":"8470132_5533","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":58233618661759,"sku":"8470132_5534","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":58233618694527,"sku":"8470132_5535","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":58233618727295,"sku":"8470132_5536","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":58233618760063,"sku":"8470132_5537","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":58233618989439,"sku":"8470132_16850","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":58233619022207,"sku":"8470132_16851","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":58233619054975,"sku":"8470132_16852","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":58233619087743,"sku":"8470132_16853","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":58233619120511,"sku":"8470132_16854","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":58233619153279,"sku":"8470132_16855","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ S","offer_id":58233619186047,"sku":"8470132_5562","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ M","offer_id":58233619218815,"sku":"8470132_5563","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ L","offer_id":58233619251583,"sku":"8470132_5564","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":58233619284351,"sku":"8470132_5565","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":58233619317119,"sku":"8470132_5566","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":58233619349887,"sku":"8470132_5567","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/7476\/4318\/files\/I_Will_Not_Maroon_Hoodie.jpg?v=1787226548","url":"https:\/\/rhapsodyeyarns.com\/products\/i-will-not-hoodie","provider":"Rhapsodye Yarns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}