{"product_id":"health-conditions-v-neck-t-shirt","title":"Health Conditions V-Neck T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design plays the classic \"getting older comes with serious health problems\" meme entirely through a fibre-arts lens, and it lands perfectly. Bold cream lettering across the top reads like a genuine cautionary notice before revealing that every ailment listed is a knitter or crocheter's lived reality. Beneath the headline sits a stack of six brushstroke banners in warm rainbow order (red, orange, yellow, green, teal, purple), each bulleted with a mock diagnosis: STARTITIS, SECOND SOCK SYNDROME, STITCH COUNT MEMORY LOSS, WIP AMNESIA, FINISHOPHOBIA, and GAUGE SWATCH DENIAL. The distressed paint-swipe edges give it a fun, worn-in look, and on the heathered black tee the colours really pop. It is a self-deprecating love letter to everyone whose project bag population outnumbers their finished objects.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"GETTING OLDER COMES WITH SERIOUS HEALTH PROBLEMS I'VE ALREADY DEVELOPED.. STARTITIS, SECOND SOCK SYNDROME, STITCH COUNT MEMORY LOSS, WIP AMNESIA, FINISHOPHOBIA, GAUGE SWATCH DENIAL\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou might find this design by searching funny knitting shirt, crochet health problems tee, startitis gift, WIP amnesia knitter, second sock syndrome shirt, gauge swatch denial, funny fibre arts apparel, knitting humour t-shirt, gift for knitter with too many WIPs, and finishophobia crafter tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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