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It is a self-deprecating love letter to everyone whose project bag population outnumbers their finished objects.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"GETTING OLDER COMES WITH SERIOUS HEALTH PROBLEMS I'VE ALREADY DEVELOPED.. STARTITIS, SECOND SOCK SYNDROME, STITCH COUNT MEMORY LOSS, WIP AMNESIA, FINISHOPHOBIA, GAUGE SWATCH DENIAL\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou might find this design by searching funny knitting shirt, crochet health problems tee, startitis gift, WIP amnesia knitter, second sock syndrome shirt, gauge swatch denial, funny fibre arts apparel, knitting humour t-shirt, gift for knitter with too many WIPs, and finishophobia crafter tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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