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WHENEVER, because none of us can remember when we cast that thing on. It is the perfect emblem for the serial startitis sufferer with a drawer full of hibernating WIPs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"GUILD OF UNFINISHED OBJECTS\" arched above the crest, with \"EST. WHENEVER\" on the banner scroll below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might find this design searching for guild of unfinished objects shirt, UFO knitting tee, funny crochet t-shirt, WIP pile gift, startitis knitter shirt, unfinished projects crest, yarn coat of arms, fibre arts humour tee, hibernating projects gift, and knitting crest shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. 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