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WHENEVER, because none of us can remember when we cast that thing on. It is the perfect emblem for the serial startitis sufferer with a drawer full of hibernating WIPs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"GUILD OF UNFINISHED OBJECTS\" arched above the crest, with \"EST. WHENEVER\" on the banner scroll below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might find this design searching for guild of unfinished objects shirt, UFO knitting tee, funny crochet t-shirt, WIP pile gift, startitis knitter shirt, unfinished projects crest, yarn coat of arms, fibre arts humour tee, hibernating projects gift, and knitting crest shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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