{"product_id":"guild-of-ufos-long-sleeve-tee","title":"Guild Of UFOs Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously deadpan heraldic crest rendered in cream ink on a heather black tee, done up in proper vintage woodcut style complete with speckled distress texture for that aged-emblem look. The shield is quartered into four panels, each one a small joke aimed squarely at anyone with a project basket that has outgrown all reason. Top left: a pair of crossed knitting needles, the classic coat-of-arms swords swap. Top right: a tidy ball of yarn trailing its working end. Bottom left: an hourglass with yarn where the sand should be, because time is measured in rounds not minutes. Bottom right, the punchline, a flying saucer beaming up a hapless ball of yarn, which explains exactly where all your UFOs (unfinished objects) actually go. An arched banner overhead reads GUILD OF UNFINISHED OBJECTS, with a ribbon scroll below declaring EST. WHENEVER, because none of us can remember when we cast that thing on. It is the perfect emblem for the serial startitis sufferer with a drawer full of hibernating WIPs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"GUILD OF UNFINISHED OBJECTS\" arched above the crest, with \"EST. WHENEVER\" on the banner scroll below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might find this design searching for guild of unfinished objects shirt, UFO knitting tee, funny crochet t-shirt, WIP pile gift, startitis knitter shirt, unfinished projects crest, yarn coat of arms, fibre arts humour tee, hibernating projects gift, and knitting crest shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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