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It is the kind of shirt that says you love knitting precisely because of the chaos, the frogging, the dropped stitches, and the occasional urge to launch a WIP into the sea.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"How to Knit. 1. Stab it. 2. Strangle it. 3. Scoop the guts out. 4. 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Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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