{"product_id":"feral-yarn-thief-sweatshirt","title":"Feral Yarn Thief Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously unhinged vintage-woodcut style illustration of a raccoon caught red-pawed in the middle of a yarn heist. The masked bandit clutches a ball of crimson red yarn to its chest with a defiant, slightly manic stare, having just raided an overturned wicker basket that spills a tumble of red and cream wool skeins across the ground, with trailing strands unravelling in every direction. The linework has a woodcut, folk-art engraving feel with bold black-and-white striping on the raccoon's tail and classic bandit mask markings, printed in cream and red tones that pop beautifully against the black fabric. Bold slab-serif text frames the scene above and below, leaning hard into the joke that every fibre artist knows the true threat to their stash is not moths, it is critters (furry or otherwise) who cannot resist a tempting ball of wool. Cheeky, mischievous, and relatably chaotic, it is a love letter to anyone whose yarn keeps mysteriously migrating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"FERAL YARN GRABBER\" across the top and \"DO NOT APPROACH\" along the bottom, with a woodcut raccoon hugging a ball of red yarn beside a spilled basket of wool in the centre.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eraccoon, racoon, trash panda, raccoon yarn, raccoon knitting shirt, funny knitting t shirt, funny crochet shirt, yarn thief shirt, feral yarn grabber, feral yarn grabber do not approach, do not approach shirt, yarn grabber, feral knitter, raccoon stealing yarn, raccoon with yarn ball, yarn stash shirt, stash defender, funny yarn shirt, knitting humour shirt, crochet humour, raccoon in basket, wool thief, yarn hoarder, SABLE shirt, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitter gift, funny gift for yarn lover, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts tee, woodcut raccoon shirt, vintage raccoon design, that raccoon yarn shirt, the raccoon one, raccoon hugging yarn, red yarn basket shirt, do not approach raccoon, feral grabber, yarn grabber shirt, feral knitter shirt, trash panda knitting, trash panda crochet, raccoon knitter gift, masked bandit yarn, that knitting raccoon shirt i saw, funny raccoon tshirt, racoon yarn grabber, feral yarn graber, do not aproach, raccon shirt, yarn goblin, chaotic knitter shirt, spinning shirt, crochet raccoon, knit raccoon, stash goblin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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