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Perfect for the SABLE-bound crafter who treats a full stash as a survival strategy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"Dinosaurs Didn't Hoard Yarn Now They're Extinct\", wrapped around a startled little running T-rex on a grassy patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, dinosaur yarn shirt, t rex shirt, trex knitting, dinosaur one, the dino shirt, the t rex one, running dinosaur shirt, startled dinosaur shirt, funny dinosaur craft shirt, yarn hoarder shirt, stash hoarder gift, yarn stash shirt, SABLE shirt, dinosaurs didnt hoard yarn, dinosaurs didn't hoard yarn now they're extinct, now theyre extinct, didnt hoard yarn, extinct yarn shirt, dino extinct joke, yarn extinct, that dinosaur yarn shirt i saw, that funny knitting shirt with the dinosaur, knitter gift, crocheter gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, crochet lover present, knitting lover gift, funny yarn shirt, yarn joke shirt, wool shirt, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, spinning shirt, crafty shirt, funny craft tee, knitting humour, crochet humour, dino hoard, tyrannosaurus yarn, dinosaur knitting gift, black knitting tshirt, dinosaurs dont hoard yarn, dinosaur didnt hord yarn, dinosaurs did not hoard yarn, yarn hording shirt, yarn horder, extint, exctinct, dinosuar yarn shirt, t-rex yarn, trex yarn shirt, evolution yarn joke, prehistoric yarn, funny gift for knitting friend\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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